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Monday, May 08, 2006

why i should be in government...

this post will most certainly cause one to think flyboy is a natty ice guzzling, overweight, balding man. he’s not, he enjoys pabst blue ribbon. i kid, i kid. with that disclaimer out of the way...

flyboy went to the kentucky derby over the weekend. yes, by choice! while he was gone we entertained ourselves with bad state slogans. some of our best were:

kentucky, where we wish immigration were an issue!

kentucky, where sleeping with your cousins isn't required to visit, but it helps!

kentucky, we make your state look good!

13 comments:

Unknown said...

Couldn't the last one be true for UT, too?

Sarah Bellum said...

actually it was for utah, i changed it just so we could stick with the kentucky theme!

Anonymous said...

Dear lord your funny!

Anonymous said...

I was almost beat up by a pregnant 14 year old in Paducah, Kentucky. She was working the counter at Hardee's, and besides being 21 months pregnant, she had about four teeth left in her mouth. This experience almost made me miss Utah.

Dave said...

Kentucky: Five million people, ten last names.

Jason said...

I would be careful making fun of people from a place whose primary exports are whiskey and baseball bats.

Anonymous said...

I love a nice cold PBR, so no trash talking my beer. Flyboy sounds funny. Keep him around so we can hear more please.

Sarah Bellum said...

anon: thanks!

amy: don't think i didn't catch that ALMOST.

dave: nice!

kerrith: you've certainly got a good point there, but i'm not afraid.

beer drinker: trust me, i'm not trash talking the beer brand. i have been known to drink a pbr, ask around. yes, flyboy IS funny. just not as funny as i am...

Maddie said...

I went to a bar over the weekend that had PBR on tap. Ack!

Sarah Bellum said...

pants: you're the luckiest girl i know....

Anonymous said...

X-wife's (the other place owned by the Andy's family) has $1 PBRs on Sunday nights.

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