last night flyboy invited me over for an evening of drinks and chain restaurants. i happily accepted and made the trek north: destination layton, or idaho as i call it.somehow, i overshot and ended up in clearfield, go figure. i stopped for directions at the local maverick (a little bit white trash, a little bit country), it was there i realized, yet again, that nascar is ruining the nation. i patiently waited a couple minutes before interrupting the riveting conversation between the toothless employee and the man in the nascar jacket; there are only so many times i can listen to “holy shit, whoa man”, before i lose what’s left of my rumored sanity. i explained where i was attempting to go, only to get a “LAAA-DY… this ain’t layton!"
thank god for that....
18 comments:
"An evening of chain resturants", I am dying over that one. You nailed it. Welcome to Layton!
Stop hating on NASCAR!
I am a well adjusted human being who happens to love the constant left turn circut.
And...I don't own a single pair of cowboy boots, don't have a pickup and don't own any wife beaters.
Stop the hate!
---The Toad
oh the hate -- nascar will have a lot of problems shedding the culture, much in the same way west coast liberals have trouble shedding the birkenstocks... why cant we all just get abong?
and Idaho? were you just driving till the road ends? and why didnt you stop at Smith & Edwards country boy store?
"kum-bay-ya, my Lord, kum-bay-ya..."
Everybody join in now....
AK: Us liberals prefer "hemp-based foot protection" over the term "Birkenstocks". That is so corporate.
I own 6 wife beaters and drink Natty Light.
I don't, however, watch NASCAR. Can anyone really, truly watch NASCAR?
I, sir, watch NASCAR!
I arrange my Sunday schedule around races - and if I have to go somewhere - I TIVO!
---The Toad
But is that really watching or is it hypnotic induction?
I do like watching crashes, however. Big firey crashes, but I get those on Sportsbeat.
NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
He he he.
Isn't there a Layton Hills mall?
dennis: thanks!
toad: i will always make fun of nascar, i strongly believe it's my purpose in life.
ak: pmk replied better than i could have. as for the country boy store, next time. i promise.
one guy: funny:)!
pmk: you tell 'em!
theorris: hate the natty, love the pbr!
lincoln: that's my favorite comment!!
amy: yes, there is. i shall stear clear. somehow i don't think layton girls would like me. crazy, i know.
You should let me defend my inner redneck with a guest top post on NASCAR.
---The Toad
toad: absolutely. email me.
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