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Friday, July 21, 2006

tony montana, just another rat?

don't forget to read my adventures dating mr. rodent...here.

17 comments:

Hamster Hater said...

I laughed!

Anonymous said...

Me too, me too.

Lori Van Wagoner said...

I hate them! HATE THEM! I'm glad gamster hater and anon hate them, too.

My sister had a gerbil growing up and it took every thing i had to not throw that little plastic ball in the river that flowed by my house.

Dandan said...

I had a gerbil as a kid, I've since come to my senses and live a rodent free lifestyle.

Cornflake girl said...

I almost fell off my chair with the jelly bean flavor. Thanks for bringing funnies to my day.

El_Viajero said...

Fascinating, I think I once dated your personality doppelganger... the taste of hantavirus really pulled the column together...

Anonymous said...

I WAS going to ask you out, but now..

am said...

told ya sarah

Rob said...

Mind if I link you Sarah?

Linden said...

As a single guy living alone, who has some trouble getting the dishes washed and the trash taken out as often as they should be, I applaud your tolerance of the attendant odors.

But rats? An understandable deal breaker.

PossibleMate said...

I need to date you, this isn't a matter of want but need. How can a guy go about accomplishing this?

R. said...

DId you ever see that movie--Win a date with Tad Hamilton? Just saying it might not hurt. I'd enter the contest.

Dana said...

That was great, Sarah! I am not a Ferret hater (or a rodent hater), but damn, they DO stink something awful! Good for you getting outta stinkville.

Anonymous said...

Takes a rodent to know one...

Mikey said...

Dear Ms. Bellum--

Nice article. Just to overstate the totally obvious, you're way cuter than that Sarah Jessica Parker.

Ardently yours,

Mikeymikemike

Dave said...

i finally found a hard copy at piccadillys on 15th and state today. btw, don't bother eating there unless you're a fan of grease and heartburn.

That One Guy said...

OK, so next time I'll open the window for a while before I bring you back to my place. Or fry up some bacon in the afternoon. Or is it just too late and I should move on?

:)