I've been living the life of a pioneer for two days. I'd kill for a pink bonnet! Luckily, my power was restored just in time to catch up on Google Talk with my friend Dave while in Peru. The jerk travels more than Ben clips his toenails. I kid you not!
David: So I thought you might be amused to know that I have managed to develop some kind of infection right in the middle of my trip.
me: No way. Chlamydia again?
David: It started in my throat and is spreading to my lungs right now. Syphilis this time.
me: So full blown aids? I'm sorry
David: I've got Beastman Jungle AIDS!
me: Will you live long enough to spread it to others? Do your part, man!
David: I'm gonna try to reduce the population as much as I can while I still have time!
me: Al Gore would be so proud... there's really no better way to conserve natural resources than to kill off the population one STD at a time. You're such a martyr.
David: Perhaps there will be 78 virgins or whatever waiting for me in heaven when I die.
me: I think God and Al Gore owe you at least that...
Showing posts with label trips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trips. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Boise Boy:Better liquor laws and high-point beer take a city only so far.--Issue 68
To read my column for In Utah This Week click here!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Oh My Happy Day--Guest Blog
Guest Blog by Just Some Guy
Okay so yes I’m the one that tried to talk Sarah into moving to Boise, and no it wasn’t for sexual reasons. My biggest problem now is that Sarah missed the greatest day of the year in Idaho. I like to call it coming out day for Republicans. I’m usually not political at all but if you knew Larry Craig then a) your gaydar would go off too and b) you’d love the hypocrisy of his political views.
My political joyous rant is now over.
Alright Sarah asked me to guest blog on her trip to Potatoland and I must say judging from some of your comments maybe I should be the one moving to Utah. Funny how I wasn’t “Hott!!!” when I lived there. Oh well I’m not bitter…yes I am.
I just want to give you some highlights of Sarah quotes:
“Seeing all these cows on the way up I really want a burger”
Then she got one, and got immediate nausea.
“How do you not have a mirror?”
For the record I do have one, it just doesn’t show what shoes I’m wearing apparently. Which shouldn’t matter anyway because, Sarah forgot her shoes and wore the single pair of flip flops she brought with her. I guess they go with everything after all.
“I just want to lay down here and stay forever.”
Yes that was in the wine aisle at Albertsons where Sarah learned that when idiot conservative church going republicans don’t make liquor laws you can have a better consumer experience while grocery shopping.
“What do you mean your internet is out?”
I have seen heroin addicts with better ability to deal with their addiction. It’s okay Stella James needed the rest I think.
“How sturdy do you think her bike lock is?”
Yes Sarah wanted to steal a woman’s pink cruiser. Even better was her rationale of, “look there’s another one she can just steal hers”
While SLC’s favorite blogger may never move to my fair state of Ada County I will say that I doubt she’ll make the amount of Idaho jokes she did before. After all I can walk to the store and pick up a bottle of “Little Pink Truck” anytime I want to. So there.
Okay so yes I’m the one that tried to talk Sarah into moving to Boise, and no it wasn’t for sexual reasons. My biggest problem now is that Sarah missed the greatest day of the year in Idaho. I like to call it coming out day for Republicans. I’m usually not political at all but if you knew Larry Craig then a) your gaydar would go off too and b) you’d love the hypocrisy of his political views.
My political joyous rant is now over.
Alright Sarah asked me to guest blog on her trip to Potatoland and I must say judging from some of your comments maybe I should be the one moving to Utah. Funny how I wasn’t “Hott!!!” when I lived there. Oh well I’m not bitter…yes I am.
I just want to give you some highlights of Sarah quotes:
“Seeing all these cows on the way up I really want a burger”
Then she got one, and got immediate nausea.
“How do you not have a mirror?”
For the record I do have one, it just doesn’t show what shoes I’m wearing apparently. Which shouldn’t matter anyway because, Sarah forgot her shoes and wore the single pair of flip flops she brought with her. I guess they go with everything after all.
“I just want to lay down here and stay forever.”
Yes that was in the wine aisle at Albertsons where Sarah learned that when idiot conservative church going republicans don’t make liquor laws you can have a better consumer experience while grocery shopping.
“What do you mean your internet is out?”
I have seen heroin addicts with better ability to deal with their addiction. It’s okay Stella James needed the rest I think.
“How sturdy do you think her bike lock is?”
Yes Sarah wanted to steal a woman’s pink cruiser. Even better was her rationale of, “look there’s another one she can just steal hers”
While SLC’s favorite blogger may never move to my fair state of Ada County I will say that I doubt she’ll make the amount of Idaho jokes she did before. After all I can walk to the store and pick up a bottle of “Little Pink Truck” anytime I want to. So there.
Struts & Mutts
It was nice to get away for a couple days, but man does it feel good to be home. I missed my beast of a dog and my own bed. Boise does have better liquor laws, but it doesn’t have mountains or my friends. Needless to say, I won’t be moving there anytime soon.
Of course I brought home as much wine and REAL beer as my little car could carry. I called Ben last night to arrange a pickup for his share of the wealth. Before I got a chance to tell him why I was calling, he let me know he found a good shop to replace the struts in my car. I don’t recall asking him about that, but maybe he was just preparing for the damage hundreds and hundreds of dollars in wine weight can do to a car.
Of course I brought home as much wine and REAL beer as my little car could carry. I called Ben last night to arrange a pickup for his share of the wealth. Before I got a chance to tell him why I was calling, he let me know he found a good shop to replace the struts in my car. I don’t recall asking him about that, but maybe he was just preparing for the damage hundreds and hundreds of dollars in wine weight can do to a car.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Potato Bound
I have a brilliant new playlist on my iPod. To celebrate I'm road tripping to Boise for the weekend. A pretty boy I know there has agreed to put me up for the weekend. In return I have agreed to eat all his food and drink all his wine. How could I pass up an offer like that? Exactly!
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