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Monday, December 19, 2005

"break" job.

he is my best friend, and it will be that way forever,” paris hilton said of her ex-fiancée paris latsis.

i hate to break up (pun intended) the oh so tender moment, but seriously. who stays friends with their ex? sure casual acquaintances (maybe) but best friends?

break-ups are meant to be uncivil affairs. smashed glasses, shattered egos, drunken text messaging, cheap insults, and most famously--hate sex. if you aren’t experiencing these symptoms then you aren’t breaking up properly.

so paris-- fire your press agent, grab a spoon and spend a night as a "normal" girl.


1 comment:

alecia said...

hey i know that dust jacket... and i know all those smashing and violent feelings, except the hate sex of course. i smash corel plates myself...only subconcious. i would never waste one of those relics from my childrood.