Inspiring the Children

My brother, Ben, has always fancied himself a trend setter. Which is complete and utter nonsense to all those who know him, but we just nod our heads and agree because it makes him feel good.

His latest hair "trend" was indeed copied, but my a much younger crowd: our nephew Carter:Who is related and therefore shouldn't count. Besides with Lightning McQueen so popular, what kid wouldn't want a lightening bolt shaved into the side of his head?

The Horror of Denim--Me, Circa 1998

I, Sarah Middlenameless Nielson, will never encourage friends to start blogging again. I have learned a very valuable lesson. Midge started a blog for her new son Ike, but realizing how cool blogs can be, she created her own as well. Here she's posted some humiliating photos she arranged of me years ago. And in typical self-deprecating fashion I'm going to pass them on.

"Why," you ask? Why not.

View the horror here.

What I've learned since the 90's:
1) Having a killer tan leads to skin cancer.
2) All fashion from this decade should be burned.

I hope to forgive her before tonight's Ryan Adams concert. Since I don't have a date she'll have to snuggle me if i get cold. Let the healing process begin...