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Friday, September 15, 2006

" save sarah"?!

OUR ‘SINGLE’ COLUMNIST--by Micheal Yount

This marks the fourth straight issue that “The Dating Years” columnist Sarah Nielson has written about the same love interest — this mystery flyboy known only as Captain America. Now, it sounds like this fella is a decent enough guy, but I’m just about ready to put up a reward for the guy who can steal Sarah’s heart away from the Capt. I’m starting to get nervous that Sarah, SLC’s most eligible bachelorette, is on the verge of falling for this guy, moving to base housing and setting up shop, permanently. Now, that’s not very compelling singles coverage. C’mon boys, save Sarah.

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11 comments:

I WANT TO DATE YOU!! said...

Tell Mr. Yount I will take him up on that offer. He can pay for our dinner.

Anonymous said...

UHUH, I get her. I'v been wating longer.

the king said...

"SLC’s most eligible bachelorette", I have to agree. I saw you at the Gateway a couple weeks ago. A-WOOOOO!!

If I wasn't married..........

Kerrith Black said...

I have always wondered what the phrase "most elligible" actually means. How is one single person more "elligible" than another? Have they been waiting in line longer? Suffered through more failed relationships? Not dated in a really long time? Or are they really good at dating?

Jessi said...

Girl you have all the men lusting after you. I am not surprised. It's you! Call me you've got the digits.

Anonymous said...

Lots!

Aimee said...

I'm not going to blab about how hot you are. It's obvious. I'm just here to point out that the whole "Dead Kennedys" thing had nothing to do with age.

sarahbellum said...

date you: you'll have take that up with michael. as well as pass a background check.

anon: prove it.

the king: you should have come and said hello, i'm sure the queen wouldn't have cared.

kerrith: obviously, it isn't that i'm good at dating!

jessi: i'll call you soon! i promise.

anon: lots of what exactly?

aimee: whatever, wanna go boot shopping?

J said...

you couldn't handle it. ;)

sarahbellum said...

j: is that j or jay? ha ha! trust me, i could handle it--bring it on!

Mo Sugar Daddy said...

Hey, try a older married man (me).

That will give you something to write about, and I'm sure since its a bad situation I will completely steal your heart.