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Showing posts with label voting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label voting. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Change is in the Air

I almost changed my vote to Obama because Andrew Shue (Billy Campbell) from Melrose Place was backing him, but then I came to my senses and remembered Melrose Place is and never will be Beverly Hills 90210. Since Jason Priestly didn't publicly back a candidate my vote for Hillary Clinton was safe.

It felt good for my vagina and myself to vote for a woman.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Voting Issues... the Funny Kind

I voted. I considered posting another picture of my sweater voting like I did last time, but decided not to bore you with something I'd done before.

Besides the picture looks almost exactly the same, except my sweater is white this time and I have two brown "I Voted" stickers instead of one. Which really just made my sweater look like it was hosting two giant brown nipples. Which it's not.

After voting I handed the electronic card back to the woman and asked if she could see if my brother had remembered to vote. She looked, and he hadn't. She stuck a second sticker on my sweater and said, "When you see your brother today tell him you have his sticker and won't release it until he's voted." I laughed and then walked through the school out the front door, proudly showing my nipple votes to the small children milling about.

I will not be showing Ben his sticker. I'm sure the woman would understand.