Ben Goes Ugly

When I gave Ben the thumbs up to get hair extensions thinking he'd never score a girlfriend this isn't what I expected:Not only did my grand master plan to prevent bitchy sister-in-laws fail, now I'll never go out in public with him again. I don't know if he considers that a good or bad thing.

Wishing I Lived in a Different City than Ben

Driving home today, I saw what looked like a cute guy on my street. I was gawking at him when I realized it was my brother Ben. After I threw up in my mouth I pulled over and yelled at him for looking like a normal boy.