"There is something to be said about dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse. Necrophilia is so much more palatable when you look like Heath Ledger."--The Yuppie
I seriously have the best collection of ex-boyfriends this state has to offer. Now, to keep them all single so we can remain friends always. That's not too selfish, right?
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Is he identifying with the corpse or the necrophiliac?
Why did you break up with him when hes so funny? Can you rekindle?
Yes. When I think of "unselfish," I think of Sarah.
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